Ah, The Shining.

A classic tear-jerker.

Here's something for the kids.

Ah, the magic of editing. I've seen this before, but it cracks me up every time.

What I'd LOVE to do is find someone who's never heard of the original movie, show them the NEW trailer, ask them if they'd like to see this charming, heartwarming movie, and when they say yes...

...sit back and watch the sheer disbelief on their face as the actual movie unfolds!

(Actually, if I hadn't already shown my old lady the movie a few years ago, I could have pulled this off. I'm kicking myself over it.)

Here's another something for the kids!



Hilarious!

Apocalypse Pooh

"It is not about the Hundred Acre Wood. It is the Hundred Acre Wood."

The granddaddy of the digital recuts, made all the way back in 1987.

Here's an oldie of mine that I did back in 1994.

http://media.putfile.com/Smokeys-50th

(The real version is first, mine follows right after...)

Is the "Wipe that piss off your face" line from Runaway Train? Could use a DVD version one day. Directed by the co-writer of Tarkovsky's ANDREI RUBLEV, after Akira Kurosawa bowed out - uh-oh!


Check this out.

Troll 2 - the music video:


Nilbog - my god, it's backwards!

Yes, it was from Runaway Train! (Along with the laughing at the beginning, and the lines, "What's been happening, sucka?", and "I'm blind, man, can't see.")

Hot damn, that TROLL II thing is fuckin' hilarious! Pure genius!

By the way, the film itself must be the worst attempt at horror that I ever bothered to watch until the end (yeah, I was younger and more patient back then...)!

The Matrix Revolting -- Agent Smith and Neo get it on.


Brokeback to the Future -- There was one variable they forgot.


Blade -- 'nuff said.


Let's talk politics -- Seriously.

The Empire Strikes Quack


One of those golden oldies. Sometimes I think that 20 years back the re-edits were a whole lot more qualified, once you had to edit the whole shabang with VHS-decks and really plan ahead what you were doing. This one's a bit of a slow starter, but once it takes off, there's no stopping.

Darth / Luke - at Night at the Opera


Vader Sessions:


Gets real funny around the 4:30 mark - big sunavabitch...

The Sesame Street "Count" gets censored...

Since the movie "The Shining" was a horror cut as a drama. here's "Sleepless in Seattle" cut as a horror!

Okay, it's not a YouTube video, but still pretty damn funny:

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I think the best part is the guy with the nunchaku. If you're not laughing at that, you might be dead. Or my old lady.